W: Weiki
J: Johnny (Interviewer)

J: Hello I'm Johnny and I thought we were going to do the interview
at your place.

W: Well, hello there.  Well, actually this is my place.  Now just come
in and let's sit down over there.

J: Yeah but weren't we going to do photographs as well?

W: You mean uh, well, what's the big deal?  Let's just go for it.

J: Well, it's just that it's a bit bloody, smokey in here.  I can't see a
thing!

W: Oh, allright, we can open a window.  We might get rid of the smell
as well I guess.

J: Ah, hey your English is coming along pretty good.  It's not bad.

W: Oh, oh yeah.  Thank you, thanks.  But I know much people say that.

J: Ah, um, is this me?  Can we get started now or are we just gonna
fuckin' keep talking like this?

W: Right but please, before, let me play a little piece to you.  It's a new
track I wrote.  It's inspired by Kiss, you know.  You know Kiss?  They got
that track called "Rock'n Roll All Night" and so, I thought I'd do one
called "Rock 'n' Roll All Day".  Am I not ingeniously?

J: Well I suppose so but don't you think we should get.

W: You know I thought it could become real smashing hit.  I think it's
great!  Hey come over here and I'll play it to you.

J: No, listen, listen a minute, listen would you like to get..

W: No, wait.  Listen, this is the intro.  Now that's the intro.  Now you
listen.  Ha, ha.

W: Oh, I sung it, I sung it my own cause it's more original.  Great, huh?

J: No, no, no, no.  It's quite interesting but come on.

W: Oh wait, just listen.

J: Urghh!

W: Cool!

J: Yes Michael but don't you think we have to.

W: Wait, here comes to the chorus coming right up.  This as we say in
German will be a milestone in German rock history.  Here the chorus.
There, there it goes.

J: Michael!  Michael!  I'm sorry but it's not really..

W: What.  What.  OK, stop!

J: Michael, Michael don't you think we should um...

W: Oh wait, wait, wait, wait.  I'll wind it a bit ahead you know, and I'll
play you the solo part and because it's the best solo I ever played, you
know.

J: Jesus, God damn it!  I really don't think that we have the time to do
this.

W: Um, OK, OK.  You will hear it anyway, a thousand times when it's a,
when it's a hit!  You'll, you'll hear it on every radio station and on video!
Well, how'd you like it, it's a great track isn't it?  And I like the lyrics
'cause I wrote them and they're quite rock 'n roll, huh?

J: Well actually Michael, I'm really sorry but I don't really like it.  It's
not really...

W: Well, maybe you didn't listen it properly; I could maybe change the
lyrics here or there, but it's really Kiss!

J: No, no.

W: Listen, I'll play it to you once more and then you'll admit that it's
really...  No?

J: No, not at all.  Just look.  I don't care how many times you play this
crap to me, it still sucks!

W: Oh?

J: And anyway, I mean, oh Jesus, I'm gonna go away and interview Roland.
I mean, Jesus, what a bunch of fuckin' bullocks.

W: Ah?

J: What a fuckin' bunch of bullocks!

W: Um, well so, what's wrong with him?  Maybe next time I should do it
with someone from Kerrang.

I can't tell you how it happened
So I guess we'll never know
I'm always late and running out of time
So I must be very slow

Someone must have smoked too much
Or is it only dust
My pals just tend to leave here in disgust

My flat is a mess, same as ever before
My suits, they stink like you don't wanna know
Junk to the left, trash to the right
Get me out of here, I can't take it anymore

When the postman rings I stay in bed
I never make it down
My fridge must be alive inside
It's uttering funny sounds
If I don't know what time it is
I peek out if there's sun
No use anyway, my money's gone

My flat is a mess, same as ever before
My suits, they stink like you don't wanna know
Junk to the left, trash to the right
Get me out of here, I can't take it anymore

Get me out of here, I can't take it anymore